Husband’s Text (by mobile phone):
Darling, I’ve been hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital.
They have been making tests and taking X-rays.
The blow to my head has been very strong but fortunately it seems that did not cause any
serious injury.
However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have
to amputate the right foot.
Wife’s Response:
Who’s Paula?
Here's another..the very condensed version..
Husband and wife are lying in bed, talking:
She: If I died, would you remarry?
He: I might, after a few years
She: Would you live together in this house?
He: Probably. I like it here.
She: Would you let her wear my jewelry?
He: If she wanted to. You have some beautiful pieces, so I expect she might like them.
She: Would you let her use my golf clubs?
He: Nope. She's left handed.