[ArtDodger]

When people ask me how I take my coffee, I say, “black, like my..” and they wince expecting the old catch phrase. but I finish up by saying, “Like my ink pen”. It is fun to watch the faces go through the gamut of expressions.

I do enjoy by bit of fun...

[Lazamataz]

I enjoy saying this:

“I take my coffee like I like my women.....

(pause, waiting for everyone to adopt a knowing smile)

.....COLD, and BITTER.”