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Face it, America: The U.S. men's soccer team is pretty bad
The Week ^ | June 17, 2014 | Ryu Spaeth

Posted on 06/17/2014 5:36:33 PM PDT by 1rudeboy

After an extraordinary start, the World Cup saw its first day of truly mediocre soccer on Monday. It is no coincidence that Monday also saw the debut of the U.S. men's team.

Don't get me wrong. The U.S.'s 2-1 victory over Ghana was about as dramatic as they come, a fitting chapter in what has turned out to be an improbable rivalry stretching over three World Cups. Clint Dempsey scored a fine goal in the first minute, before powering through a broken nose to complete the game. John Brooks came off the bench to score the winning header just moments before the final whistle, lifting the spirit of a team that had been battered like a punching bag for a solid 80 minutes.

But good soccer this was not. The U.S. played about as badly as you could play while still winning. And yet it is impossible to escape the overwhelming sense in the American media today that Team USA's victory over Ghana was somehow a triumph.

Every World Cup we are treated to a slew of stories about how this time the U.S. team will be different, which is to say a step above its usual uninspired play. Driving the hype this time around is the U.S.'s coach, the German Jurgen Klinsmann, a gifted former player famous for his blistering speed, his ultra-competitiveness, and his penchant for soaring when he could merely dive.

Klinsmann promised a more attacking kind of football. As Matthew Futterman wrote in one of the many profiles of Klinsmann in the run-up to the tournament: "Mr. Klinsmann taught the U.S. players to see the field differently — to impose themselves on opposing defenses, and for defenders to push high into the middle of the field and even to join the attack." As Klinsmann himself said, "You want to play an open game. You want to put your stamp on the game."

Sounds good, right? And so it was with some curiosity that I tuned in last night for my quadrennial viewing of the United States team — only to find the same dull, flabby soccer that has defined America's playing style for decades.

For most of the game, the U.S. was seemingly incapable of stringing together more than three passes at a time. Michael Bradley, supposedly the linchpin of the midfield, gave the ball away every other touch. It's bad enough that the U.S.'s sole striker is Jozy Altidore, who scored all of one goal last season for his club Sunderland, but he pulled up with a hamstring injury early in the game, leaving the U.S. with literally zero offensive options.

Then there's the defense, which was as adept at keeping its shape as a Jenga tower, falling apart at the slightest offensive push by the Ghanians. John Brooks may have turned out to be a hero, but the Ghanians appeared to be running at him as if he were the weakest link in an already fragile defensive chain. More shockingly, the Black Stars won the vast majority of 50-50 balls, easily out-muscling and out-hustling an American team that should at least be as fit as its opponents.

But all these glaring flaws were largely glossed over in the glow of victory. The U.S. defense was an "impenetrable force field," according to The New York Times. USA Today praised the team's "depth" and "workmanlike defense." CBS hailed Team USA for "bossing a match when it mattered most," and for "finding a way to be economical and resourceful and cunning and alert when all is on the line against an elite opponent."

Oh, please. This is shameless propaganda. It all fits the same pattern: ridiculous overpraise that is in no way connected to the reality on the pitch, fueling outsized expectations that cannot possibly be met. Klinsmann may want to institute a regime of lively, attacking soccer, but that seems like a pure fantasy when you take into account the players on his squad.

Now, of course, the national press is bound to overstate the national team's achievements. This happens everywhere. It is World Cup mania, after all. But in case there was any doubt about the truth of the matter, it is this: the American team is not very good.


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To: 1rudeboy
This is great. Yet another soccer thread in which I can profess my ignorance and indifference to the game. I can also rant on about how dull the sport is, how nobody ever seems to score, and when they do, they prance about the field and act like 14-year-old girls at a 1965 Beatles concert. I can talk about the endless soccer practices I used to tote my kids around to when they were younger, and how nobody kept score and everybody got a trophy and went out for ice cream after the "game."

But I'll be nice and won't mention anything about that. Soccer is a great game - for those who like that sort of thing.

101 posted on 06/17/2014 7:20:30 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: Greetings_Puny_Humans
People do not want to give up their drugs, cocain [sic], homosexuality, theft, murder, and soccer.

Might as well give up professional sports altogether. /s

102 posted on 06/17/2014 7:21:00 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: montag813
I guess if we would make soccer goals count for 7 points, the more ignorant Americans would get it. For you, the USA beat Ghana 14 - 7, WooHoo!!!

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To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant.

103 posted on 06/17/2014 7:21:27 PM PDT by alligator (To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant.)
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To: SamAdams76

The whole “everybody gets a trophy” concept is purely American.


104 posted on 06/17/2014 7:22:46 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy
Might as well give up professional sports altogether. /s

Name ONE person who ever died watching football like that poor, innocent Chinese guy who was seduced by the demonic energies of soccer.

That settles the debate.

Patton hates soccer. God hates soccer. Soccer kills Chinese. Soccer in America directly preceded WWI and women's suffrage.

These. Are. The. Facts.

105 posted on 06/17/2014 7:24:34 PM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: Greetings_Puny_Humans

Stating that your opinion is a fact does not make it so. Just sayin’.


106 posted on 06/17/2014 7:25:39 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: montag813
Who cares? When does NFL training camp begin?

Who cares, bring on another Auburn vs. Alabama college game.

107 posted on 06/17/2014 7:26:04 PM PDT by LowOiL ("Abomination" sure sounds like "ObamaNation" to me.)
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To: Anitius Severinus Boethius

You mean the urbane sophisticated libs who love to talk about Real Madrid, Premier league and La Copa Mundial.


108 posted on 06/17/2014 7:30:09 PM PDT by ifinnegan
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To: ifinnegan

Whoo boy . . . weren’t you the one that mentioned being “too sensitive?”


109 posted on 06/17/2014 7:33:30 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Mears

Still on my bucket list for now (watching soccer in another country), would really like to see a game in England.


110 posted on 06/17/2014 7:34:26 PM PDT by safeasthebanks ("The most rewarding part, was when he gave me my money!" - Dr. Nick)
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To: Greetings_Puny_Humans

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111 posted on 06/17/2014 7:35:49 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: safeasthebanks

He’s attended in England,Brazil,and Barcelona.

Loves the game.

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112 posted on 06/17/2014 7:38:31 PM PDT by Mears
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To: 1rudeboy; All
Stating that your opinion is a fact does not make it so. Just sayin’.

I have photographic evidence:


113 posted on 06/17/2014 7:38:47 PM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: 1rudeboy

Like we didn’t already know this....hardly news worthy


114 posted on 06/17/2014 7:39:30 PM PDT by Nifster
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To: Mears

Lucky young man!


115 posted on 06/17/2014 7:41:40 PM PDT by safeasthebanks ("The most rewarding part, was when he gave me my money!" - Dr. Nick)
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To: dfwgator
Michael Bradley did not have a good game.

You are a master of understatement. He managed to short circuit almost every move forward that they made.

116 posted on 06/17/2014 7:52:24 PM PDT by Stentor (Maybe the Goldman Sachs thing is just a coincidence. /S)
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To: Stentor
Michael had been playing very well in the friendlies leading up to the WC. Some of his best games.

I suspect he was suffering from rain forest flue or some bug. My bet is he'll rise to the occasion against Portugal. And lord knows, we need him at 110%.

117 posted on 06/17/2014 8:04:26 PM PDT by alligator (To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant.)
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To: 1rudeboy

At least it was a high scoring game with lots of excitement. And some ouchies.


118 posted on 06/17/2014 8:07:52 PM PDT by DaxtonBrown (http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
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To: dfwgator
Of course I’m a Howard fan, but I too thought, most times, he makes that save, he got caught leaning the wrong way, and also I think he should have come out further to challenge the shot.

I agree 3 more steps it would not have mattered if he leaned the wrong way. But the best you can reasonably expect from any keeper is a one goal game. It's up to the team to generate enough goals for the win.

Hopefully against Portugal the midfield will get it together and keep the passing game going. If they give Portugal the shooting opportunities they gave Ghana Tim Howard is going to have his work cut out for him.

119 posted on 06/17/2014 8:14:03 PM PDT by stig
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To: stig
At least Howard didn't do this.

If I were this guy, I wouldn't be returning to Mother Russia anytime soon.

120 posted on 06/17/2014 8:26:49 PM PDT by dfwgator
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