There was some people close by here had there
yard rolled back in the winter.
The lady of the house freaked from all the tp.
She lit the tp setting the tree on fire and it spread
to the house.
It was kinda funny,her on the tv interview saying
she couldn’t believe how tp could burn like that.
I clipped an article out for my kids to read with the title “In a series of unfortunate events” (my kids were reading the books at the time).
Some gal in England took her hairspray and a match to the spider in her detached garage. Junk in the garage caught fire, then the garage, then the hedge, and then the house.