[1rudeboy]

“how often have you had six or more drinks on one occasion?”

I can't remember, lol. And if the nurse is cute, I'd reply, "I'm interested."

[Rusty0604]

I was asked, when applying for life insurance, if I had been to a drug rehab in the last two years. I told her that rehab was for quitters. When asked about Alzheimer’s, I waited a second, then told her I forgot her question.