“Are you sure she wasn’t a transgendered bull?”
No, I am not sure. I was just going by the formally accepted terminology that was used in the story. Hell for all I know it was not only a transgendered cow, but may have been a trans-species Jersey bull.
A multi-cultural, transgendered, tap-dancing, interspecies person of the Bovine Persuasion!
That is a protected group, I think.
Jerseys got horns, IIRC.
This one needs a steak dish named in its honor, IMO.