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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 07/11/2014 5:57:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/11/2014 5:58:15 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/11/2014 5:59:15 AM PDT
by
FroggyTheGremlim
("It is not the color of his skin, ... it is the blackness that fills his soul")
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN! Wahoo for Friday Silliness!
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posted on
07/11/2014 5:59:18 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(All those in favor of gun control raise both hands!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:00:57 AM PDT
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Dacula
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO TOP 10!!!!
TGIF!
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:01:15 AM PDT
by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: Lucky9teen
Hey, TOP TEN!! Now it’s time to get to work.
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:03:01 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(You have your fear, which might become reality; and you have Godzilla, which IS reality.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:03:04 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Currentriverrat
Top Ten....let the party begin
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:03:23 AM PDT
by
Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
Comment #10 Removed by Moderator
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:03:27 AM PDT
by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:03:46 AM PDT
by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
To: exit82
Aw, missed it by that much!
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:03:49 AM PDT
by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:03:52 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen
Thanks. Good job as always.
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:06:24 AM PDT
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InvisibleChurch
(http://thegatwickview.tumblr.com/ http://thepurginglutheran.tumblr.com/)
To: left that other site
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:07:39 AM PDT
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
Panks for the thing!
Jeers,
Chim
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:11:29 AM PDT
by
gymbeau
(Tagline optional, printed after your name on post (Mortem))
To: Lucky9teen
Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg replies, “No, but we know exactly where we are!”
The officer looks at him confused and says “you were going 108 miles per hour!”
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now we’re lost!”
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.
“A cat,” Schrödinger replies.
The cop opens the trunk and yells “Hey! This cat is dead.”
Schrödinger angrily replies, “Well he is now.”
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:27:50 AM PDT
by
virgil283
(GOD loves you...'He's not mad....He's not even in a bad mood'...)
To: Lucky9teen
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blond replies.....”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
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posted on
07/11/2014 6:31:27 AM PDT
by
virgil283
(GOD loves you...'He's not mad....He's not even in a bad mood'...)
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