To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
Global Warming strikes again! /sarc
2 posted on
07/12/2014 11:13:30 AM PDT by
Dr. Thorne
("Don't be afraid. Just believe." - Mark 5:36)
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
Oh, dear... in the northern United States, we actually have to put on our jackets.
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
Where IS Algore when we need him? Just found him!
Global Warming guru kogi – wearing his ever present Nobel medal – is seen here en-route to an important “scientific” conference in Nassau hosted by the UN/IPCC where he was to be the keynote speaker.
Topics on the agenda were to have included “Finding a Good Bail Bondsman,” “Not ALL Criminal Lawyers Are Sharks,” “Changing Careers for Dummies,” “You Want Fries With That?,” “How To Encrypt Emails,” “The Best Prison Jobs,” “Getting Along With Your Cellmate” and “Getting Used to Sleeping On Your Back.”
A sudden – and unfortunate – blast of what the “scientist” in charge of the conference termed “global warming” caused the meeting to be rescheduled until Algore can be thawed some time next Spring – assuming there will BE one.
Our reporter has learned that the influential conservative web site Free Republic has launched a contribution drive to rent a freezer locker in which to keep Gore for the 10 to 15 years estimated it will take for the so-called “mainstream media” to begin covering the Climategate story.
4 posted on
07/12/2014 11:17:28 AM PDT by
Dick Bachert
(Ignorance is NOT BLISS. It is the ROAD TO SERFDOM! We're on a ROAD TRIP!!)
To: Fred Nerks; NormsRevenge; Marine_Uncle
H/T to the Drudge Report!
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
The ever-present Global Warming —always concentrated over the United States— is SO strong in the Northern Hemisphere now that the extreme warmth is attracting a Southern Polar vortex which is sweeping across Australia…
7 posted on
07/12/2014 11:32:14 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(Weekend BUMP)
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
Interesting article...thanks for posting!
8 posted on
07/12/2014 11:33:16 AM PDT by
4everontheRight
(And the story began with..."Once there was a great nation......")
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
Poor ol’ saltwater crocodiles. Probably don’t have mittens or fur lined joskstraps, either.
9 posted on
07/12/2014 11:36:31 AM PDT by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
In the words of detective John McClain: “welcome to the party, pal!”
CC
10 posted on
07/12/2014 11:36:58 AM PDT by
Celtic Conservative
(tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
Brisbane is tropical folks.Temps that low there is much like snow in Miami.
12 posted on
07/12/2014 12:11:21 PM PDT by
SayNoToDems
(Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We're only seeing singing Hitlers.)
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
Now will somebody smart help me make a real temperature out of that Celsius stuff? Let’s see...0 C is 32 F, right? And 100 C is 212 F, right? That’s a difference of 180 F, divided by 100, or 1.8 F = 1 C.
So 2.6 C x 1.8 = 4.68. Then you have to add back the 32 F, giving you 36.68 degrees F. They call THAT cold???
Did I get it right?
13 posted on
07/12/2014 12:11:54 PM PDT by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
“Polar Vortex!” / sarcasm
18 posted on
07/12/2014 2:27:25 PM PDT by
FreeAtlanta
(Liberty or Big Government - you can't have both.)
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
Winter in the Southern hemisphere.
What a cold snap in Australia.
19 posted on
07/12/2014 3:11:21 PM PDT by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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