[CivilWarBrewing]

She’s the perfect Wendy’s girl.

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

-— She’s the perfect Wendy’s girl. -—

I guess that’s why they hire ad agencies.

Remember when the real Wendy gave it a shot a couple of years ago? She’s a little... Chunky.

I figured she must have wanted to be the new face of the company. I told my kids “this won’t last long. They’re going to have to get a model.” And, voila! The agency chose wisely. She’s a perfect character.