[ConservativeStatement]

Now this is true love: "When I’m older I will marry a lady my own age. I chose Helen because I love her and, although we don’t live together all the time, we meet at the dumping site where my mother works regularly."

[ansel12]

It seems to be some sort of ceremonial thing.

[Blue Highway]

“By doing this we made the ancestors happy. If we hadn’t done what my son had asked then something bad would have happened in the family."

Is this some weird form of voodoo or blackmail? I didn't know they practiced voodoo in Africa. I thought that was a Haitian thing.

[Politicalkiddo]

Talk about liking older women....

[Captainpaintball]

Hell, she only looks 58.

[MasterGunner01]

Is this kid a Muslim? Oops, he’s a Clinton. Remember hoe POTUS Bill Clinton got turned on by a 4,000 year old Egyptian mummy?

[nickcarraway]

Who pays for that wedding?

[nickcarraway]

His buddies gave him a bachelor party to celebrate his last night of freedom - before he gets cooties.

They had a magician and a cake. Nothing jumped out of it. They just ate it. The groom woke up with a sugar hangover after having a few too ma ny juice boxes.

His parents were proud by said - it seems like just yesterday he was a toddler. Time passes by so fast.

They went to Disney for the Honeymoon and now

[Unam Sanctam]

Harold and Maude anyone?

[nickcarraway]

By the way, after he’s divorced and bitter, he’s going to say, “Why did I get married? I should have just found a woman I hated and bought her a sand box. She took half of my pogs!”