[wayoverontheright]

Vlad: First, send the black box to Lois Lerner. Announce you heard about it by reading it in the papers.

Next, announce a full-scale investigation, and now that it’s under way, you cannot comment. Go on a two week vacation.

[skinkinthegrass]

or give the offending "black box" a trip to Fort Marcy Park in
Wash. D.C. and a armed explosive satchel rigged to blow @ 4am.