To: blueunicorn6
Try submitting it again substituting turtles. Kids like turtles.
26 posted on
07/26/2014 8:12:13 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
To: a fool in paradise
“So, Ted, where are we going on our date today?”
“I thought we’d go down to the swamp and get in a knife fight with some giant turtles.”
“Well, that might make my boobs fall out of my blouse.”
“I’m counting on it.”
37 posted on
07/26/2014 8:30:43 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: a fool in paradise
There’s a lesson to be learned from those magazine covers. Stay out of the water! Forget the sharks and crocodiles! A pack of weasels can strip a body to bones in 30 seconds!
“Never go into the woods without a can of WEASEL-OFF! Studies have shown that WEASEL-OFF can repel weasels for up to 8 hours.....unless you go in the water. Then you’re on your own and boy howdy, you haven’t had pain until you’ve had a weasel in your pants. Available at these fine retailers.”
40 posted on
07/26/2014 8:42:33 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: a fool in paradise
The secret life of Franklin
46 posted on
07/27/2014 4:38:20 AM PDT by
BigEdLB
(Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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