Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer.
LOL!! Good one. :D
--------------------->
HA!
There are a bunch of these and they never get old! Will try to find them - couple hundred of so of Jack Bauerisms.
Jack Bauer feels inferior to Walker, Texas Ranger because Walker gets the same work done in 1 hour, compare to what Bauer gets done in 24 hours!
Chuck Norton scares the “Bauer” out of Keiffer Sutherland!