Hell, sounds like "marriage".
Just kidding, honey...smash, whap, pow...ouch!
Once you accept that fact that most of your life you are going to be unhappy, you’ll feel much better.
Most people are miserable because they believe that the fact that they aren’t happy must be because there’s something wrong with them, or with the world in general, and that just creates a vicious circle.
Or to sum it up, “Don’t worry, Don’t be happy.”