Mutilated Monkey Meat?
Europeans are always paranoid and have weird racist ideas as do all the liberals.
Yankee Doodle went to town a-ridin’ on a gopher
Bumped into a garbage can and this is what fell over:
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat, chopped up parakeet.
French-fried eyeballs rolling down the street.
Oops, I forgot my spoon!
So they gave me a split-splat, pus-on-top,
Monkey vomit and camel snot,
All wrapped up in birdie poo,
So eat it, (name), it’s good for you!
With vitamin C, and protein too
And don’t forget the doggie doo![6]
Mutilated Monkey Meat, little birdies pretty feet.
Little old monkey got mutilated late last night,
Werewolves of London, again...
amputated birdie feet
Right up there with greasy grimy gopher guts and dirty little birdy feet.