Posted on 08/07/2014 5:12:33 PM PDT by Gamecock
all four of the gang are in the coffee shop describing their day to each other, and discussing the fact that all day they couldn’t find one person that they interacted with, none were working.
george poses online as a rich guy and has a ton of younger women courting him to be their sugar daddy.
elaine considers selling her eggs as she isn’t using them and isn’t planning on “making omelets” anytime soon, but is turned down due to her age.
kramer gets fixated with bitcoin and starts amassing computers to run calculations for others to start earning bitcoin fractions. doesn’t get that the money spent on pc’s and electricity far outweigh the small amount of bitcoin they generate.
Krammer is all ears. When he hears that “only a black president can pull off a political agenda based on doing nothing,” he falls asleep in a tanning machine and then decides to run for POTUS as as a black male...
Kramer does stand-up at open mic night, is heckled repeatedly by a black man, loses his cool, and calls him the N-word over and over. Incident is recorded by a patron and uploaded to a site called “YouTube”.
I like the Black Friday idea. Kind of like when he tried to get fired but couldn’t.
thank you
They’re all too old. What I have in my mind is vintage Jerry stuck in the ‘90s.
Oh Steve, you're not well at all....and you're frightening us.
Lol. Yep.
The Gang tales a trip on a UFO...never to be seen again..The World rejoices.
Hehe.
What does he settle for, even though “Cosmos” doesn’t fit “Cosmo”?
The last box of “The Kosmos is Krazy for Komet Kohoutek Koffee Kup” souvenirs from the bowels of the planetarium?
cosmos/cosmo - bring back the “hello” bank manager as the producer of cosmos, and work out a deal on 5/6 of some amount. or maybe a poster of kramer in an astronaut suit on the side of the planetarium - hat tip to the marlboro settlement...
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