[Steve_Seattle]

I envisioned this scenario for a portion of a Seinfeld episode:

At a sports memorabilia store, Kramer buys a jock strap supposedly once worn by Yogi Berra. He takes it to Jerry's apartment to show everyone, but they doubt it's authenticity, claiming it is too small. Jerry suggests that George try it on, because he has a similar build to Yogi Berra, to see if it fits. After protesting, George wiggles into the jockstrap with great effort, putting it on over his pants. He is unable to remove it because it is so tight, so Kramer and Jerry try to help, grappling with his pants in a comic struggle to remove the jockstrap, a struggle which has vaguely gay connotations. Meanwhile, Newman arrives at the open door to the apartment, sees what is going on, and says to himself, "I always knew it would come to this."

Just then, a fire alarm goes off, forcing them all down into the street, George still wearing the jock strap. Two police officers approach them and ask about the jock strap, and Jerry says, "It's ok, officers, he's just a Sumo accountant visiting from Japan." The lead officer tells him to shut up, and George is arrested for a violation of a city code prohibiting wearing jock straps over your pants.

Or something like that . . .

[workerbee]

Oh, you guys are GOOD.

[Secret Agent Man]

how bout an episode where they all have their own personal trouble with the sixteen-ounce soda law - even tho it’s gone now, it could still be a good one.

[Secret Agent Man]

how about george or kramer being arrested at the nyc pride parade because they have too much clothing on?

[Psalm 73]

"I envisioned this scenario...."

Oh Steve, you're not well at all....and you're frightening us.