Keith Richards is actually a pretty clean-living person. He might have had a beer or two during the heyday of the Rolling Stones, maybe on a crazy night smoked a little weed, it was the 60s after all, but by and large, he’s living right. Runs a few miles in the morning, breakfasts on yogurt and berries and lays off the fast food.
You are attempting humor? I believe he was addicted to heroin for a decade or two. He used to brag about beating other guys at tennis even if he had to break and go shoot up a couple times.
Maybe I have him mixed up with that Aerosmith guy. Anyway, he seems to be living clean now, actually sort of nerdish. Into history books and all that. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.