BLT and bacon 'n eggs. Major yummers.
“Crime: baking bad bread
Punishment: ducking stool”
Bad bread? Wow, don’t get the recipe wrong!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cucking_stool
Reminds me of the Common Law Felonies — http://www.scribd.com/doc/21489470/Common-Law-Felonies-in-the-US