Posted on 08/12/2014 9:32:55 PM PDT by grundle
Lol - as soon as I heard about dirt in coffee, I thought of Starbucks. I’m sure they use burnt dirt. Awful swill.
Greenwell Farms is an old, established coffee producer on the Kona Coast in Hawaii.
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SCHENTELMENS:
DER LAST 2 PECKETECHES VE GOT FROM YOU OFF KOFFEE WAS MIT
RATTSCHIDT GEMIXT. DER KOFFEE MAY BE GUTE ENUF, BUT DER
RATTSDURDS SCHBOILS DER TRADE. VE DID NOT SEE DER RATTSCHIDT IN
DER SEMBLES VICH YOU SENT US FOR EXAMINASHUN.
IT TAKES SO MUTCH TIME TO PEK DER RATTSDURDS FROM DER KOFFEE.
VE ORDER DER KLEEN KOFFEE AND YOU SCHIPT SCHIDT MIXT MIT DER
KOFFEE. IT VUS A MISCHTAKE, YA? VE LIKE YOU TO SCHIPP US
DER KOFFEE IN VUN ZAK UND DER RATTSCHIDT IN DER ODER ZAK, DEN
VE MIXT IT TO SUIT DER KOSTOMER.
WRITE PLEASE IF VE SCHOULDT SCHIPP DER SCHIDT BEK UND KEEP DER
KOFFEE ODER IF VE SCHOULDT KEEP DER SCHIDT UND SCHIPP DER
KOFFEE BEK, OR SCHIPP DER HOLD SCHIDDEN VORK BEK.
VE VENT TO DO RITE IN DIS MADDER, BUT VE DON’T LIKE DISS
RATTSCHIDT BIZZINESS.
MIT MUTCH RESPECTS,
KARL GRUMMENSCHIDT
I can taste the difference and have changed brands twice because of it.
Ha ha. As bad jokes go that was a good one.
Thanks for your post! I love Green Mountain coffees. I have celiac disease and cannot risk having wheat in my coffee. I’ll stick with Green Mountain!
It should be obvious taste difference.
As long as my Sumatran hasn’t been through the civet, I’m okay.
Is that why McDonalds coffee taste like maple syrup?
They used to mix dyed beans in with the coffee beans back in the 1800’s. What is old is new again.
“Karl Grummenschidt”
LOL!
And yes, Starbucks really does taste like `Geburned Schidt’, only now we know the reason why. No wonder they load it up with all that other latte mocha cappuccino cr@p. To hide the real flavor. And it’s still expensive!
“Of course it has dirt in it! It was just ground this morning! “
Great one grundle. My first laugh of the day. Thank you.
Thanks, I learned a new term.
Q: Why are men are like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
Q: Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage?
A: Because it’s GROUNDS for divorce!
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic
A: Sanka
Q: Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee?
A: Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says . . “He-brews”
Q: What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?
A: They are all better rich!
Customer: 'This coffee taste like mud!'
Waiter: 'Of course, it was ground this morning.'
Good question. Another question: do u know what’s in your hamburger?
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For both coffee and my burgers, the answer is yes.
I only buy whole bean coffee and grind only as much as I need for my French Press.
For the burgers, they started the day as a chuck roast that got intimate with my meat grinder attachment to my Kitchen Aid mixer.
As long as my Sumatran hasn’t been through the civet, I’m okay.
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LOL.
The only thing keeping me from trying civet coffee is the price.
When eating sausage, we are eating intestine.
I’m sure as heck not stopping my sausage intake.
Food, vitamin, and drug adulteration is a frequent topic at several annual NMR meetings (PANIC and SMASH), with several different strategies for screening by NMR and other methods.
Sweet Maria's is great. We used to buy beans from them and roast at home, until our last iRoast2 broke.
What roaster do you use? Would like to get back into it but don't know what roaster to choose.
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