Posted on 09/03/2014 1:40:22 PM PDT by MNDude
About five years ago, a lawyer from Nigeria contacted me to let me know that I've inherited $30 million.
All I have to do to send him $4500 and the $30 million is mine.
I and a friend (actually another Freeper) have had so much fun leading this Nigerian on and on and on and on that he will get his $4500.
We've had him jump through endless hoops, send us countless forms of (photo shopped) identification. We've even sent him $4 via Western Union, just so he would know that some money sent to him (he just didn't know how much) thus it made it easier to make him jump through some more hoops.
After years of tantalizing emails and calling and waking him at 2 am (his time) he is starting to get very impatient and even a little edgy.
In any case, I just realized it will soon be five years since this guy contacted me and started his long struggle for my $4500, so I was thinking he should get an anniversary card. Any ideas of what it should say?
You’re my kind of FReeper! hahahahahahaha
I know this Nigerian attorney personally and he is an honorable man. If he contacted you, then his message is authentic and, by delaying the process, you are losing precious interest on your $30 million. It would be in your best interest to send him the requested $4500 immediately so that he can complete the transfer to you. I envy your future life of luxury.
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LOWBRIDGERULES!
Holy cow! How’d he get them to do that?
Tell him he now qualifies to enroll in ObamaCare. And to make the deal sweeter; he may qualify to be an ObamaCare navigator where he can earn unlimited income.
All he needs to is to send you $4,500; and you can get him in on the ground floor.
According to an email I received yesterday, a Nigerian Prince says I won a lottery held by his country.
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He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE!
All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars first, to show my good faith so he can transfer the money!
And then I got ANOTHER email.
It’s from a KENYAN prince who wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!
All I have to do is give him
my BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS,
MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
and MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATIONÂ
so he can make it happen!
Am I lucky or what?
Our 5 year anniversary.
Seems like just yesterday we just strangers living in the lost world. But now we know each other so well. I hope it
lasts a lifetime! I have put you in my will. How do you spell your name? With much love and lies, your BFF MnDude
haha! I like it!
Send him a picture of a lollypop (sucker!)
LOWBRIDGERULES
I am late to the party, I see.
For 0bobo and the Mooch
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