It’s good to know that the store won’t be selling that dreaded tobacco stuff.
It’ll put your mind at ease as you check out with a cart full of liquor, soft drinks (HFCS) Doritos, Cheeze Puffs and other assorted MSG laden stuff and of course your prescription strength psycho active SSRIs, pseudoephedrine, Xanax and sleep aids.
And don’t forget the “Just For Men” hair color and Testosterone Gel.
I was in a CVS during the winter and noticed a can of Campbell’s low sodium chicken noodle soup was twice the cost of the same size and brand (regular sodium). I pointed it out to a worker. CVS is low-sodium-phobic.
And four aisles of makeup and hair care.
The actual “first aid” department is almost an afterthought.
Exactly!
Eh, nothing wrong with a little Xanax here and there. There are many nights I would not have slept if it weren’t for one of those little pills.