[NoCmpromiz]

I'll help.. ;-)

Here's the headline.

"Rockpile Reports That US Could Have As Many As 365 Hurricanes"

"Model accuracy claimed as 99.99 percent"

I leave you to write the remainder of the news flash... ;-)

[Delta Dawn]

I'll help.. ;-)

Here's the headline.

"Rockpile Reports That US Could Have As Many As 365 Hurricanes"

"Model accuracy claimed as 99.99 percent"

In other news of the day, NoCmpromiz has been hired by the administration as the new Global Climate Czar. In making the announcement, President Obama referenced NoCmpromiz's ability to accurately predict future weather with 99.99% accuracy...

[Rockpile]

Har har har! Wolf Blitzer will be all over it.
Severe Atlantic hurricane season predicted! (Just like every other year).