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Cow-Tipping, is it real?

Posted on 09/05/2014 10:32:31 AM PDT by MNDude

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To: MNDude

I never tip more than 15%, no matter how fat the waitress is.


61 posted on 09/05/2014 11:18:39 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: MNDude
Cow tipping is real. Here is photographic proof.


64 posted on 09/05/2014 11:22:31 AM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (The Obamanation Continues)
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To: thackney

One thing we do know is that an agitated beeve that has their horns can bring down a helicopter.


65 posted on 09/05/2014 11:24:36 AM PDT by Rockpile
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To: MNDude

It began as a misprint of “Cow-Tupping”, which is performed by sturdy young lads in Ioway.


66 posted on 09/05/2014 11:26:30 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: F15Eagle
Wouldn’t the tipping of the goats be caused by Global Warming?

I've only seen it caused by teenage and younger girls, including my daughter.

67 posted on 09/05/2014 11:29:41 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Stump Breaking a cow is much more ‘adventurous’.......................


68 posted on 09/05/2014 11:31:30 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Flick Lives

It all depends on service, of course.


69 posted on 09/05/2014 11:32:27 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: CrazyIvan
While in high school I helped with a dairy herd. While getting one plugged in it managed to kick me twice.

I worked on my Uncle's dairy farm and one time I placed the disinfectant rag on a teat not realizing she had scraped it on a barbed wire fence. She kicked me so hard I flew a few feet across the milk house.

Hurt like heck and all I could hear was my Uncle laughing.

71 posted on 09/05/2014 11:36:50 AM PDT by OldMissileer
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To: Obadiah
I’m from Wisconsin. It is real.

And chocolate milk comes from Jersey's but only if pump the tail while milking.
72 posted on 09/05/2014 11:37:40 AM PDT by the_boy_who_got_lost (Real men scare liberals)
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To: MNDude

Jackalope season is coming up in Montana and Wyoming.


73 posted on 09/05/2014 11:37:55 AM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Red Badger

But not as “tasty” as tipping a Spotted Cow! Or, even, a Fat Squirrel.


74 posted on 09/05/2014 11:44:03 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Billthedrill; warsaw44

And never, EVER, let your urine stream hit the wire. . .


75 posted on 09/05/2014 11:44:38 AM PDT by Hulka
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To: MNDude
Don't about cow tipping, but "smart" car tipping is real:


76 posted on 09/05/2014 11:45:17 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: ClearCase_guy

As a city kid I never thought it was, till I moved to rural Michigan and some of the local kids explained it to me.

To me sounds like a dandy way to get shot by a farmer.


77 posted on 09/05/2014 11:45:47 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: MNDude

Have owned a bunch of cows, but none of them ever expected a tip. :)


78 posted on 09/05/2014 11:58:26 AM PDT by wrench
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I like mine well done....................


79 posted on 09/05/2014 11:59:04 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: MNDude

Now if you are talking horses, I do know how to throw a horse, and have done it more than once.


80 posted on 09/05/2014 12:00:10 PM PDT by wrench
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