[Focault's Pendulum]

Laz is a harmless little fuzzball. He’s never hit on me.

That's because you won't shave off that little mustache you have.

[Scoutmaster]

Laz doesn't discriminate against women with mustaches, so I don't think that's it.

However, Laz and I both have very scratchy five o'clock shadows, or so said the Louisiana Tech coed who sold us pecan logs at that Stuckey's.