[Scoutmaster]

My weekly email from IWOOT (I Want One Of Those). The Tikker watch, for the optimist in all of us. The death watch counts down your life from years to seconds and is there to remind you to make the most of your life.

I passed on it.

I also wasn't interested in the Star Wars light sabre BBQ tongs, until I read that they make realistic light sabre sounds.

Life can never have too many realistic light sabre sounds.

[Tax-chick]

Frank makes realistic light saber sounds.

[Tax-chick]

I bought a cheap watch from a crazy man
Floating down Canal.
It doesn’t use numbers or moving hands
It always just says Now.
Now you may be thinking that I was had
But this watch is never wrong,
And if I have trouble the warranty said
Breathe in, breathe out, move on.