Good news!
Hey, GANAG! If you haven’t already been pung, this is all you’re getting!
Iced chocolate mocha and chocolate chip cookies are in the library, on the sideboard, as usual.
Come on in and have a look around, see if you like the new digs!
You have the power ... you were first to say in my direction. The power is yours.
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On the way to the auto mechanic, I passed a house that was in one of my dreams about Missouri.
I’ll take a look around at the digs, but I do like “pung.”
Surely it’s a sad day when offers such as this don’t even get a fair shake. Indeed, why the rush to judgement admins?
-a mediocre interest rate: pfft this is just to show he’s for REAL, if he were a scam artist, the rate would be MUCH higher...
-a lender named “Rashid” who has no credentials (he even signed up yesterday): he just wants to make a good first impression. I don’t know about you all, but I’m certainly charmed by a man named Rashid who asks me to borrow his money the first time he sees me.
-advertising (in general) on a site where advertising is expressly forbidden: one word, “creativity”! He’s thinking outside the box. This is the kind of man I want handling MY money, to heck with those fuddy duddy rules, and morality crap.
Yeah, with all that in mind, I DEMAND he be unzotted so I may sign up immediately!! By the way my e-mail is “ilikespam@yahoo.com” and my SS# is 666-66-6666. (Must have something to do with being born on 6/6/66)
*shrugs*. Anywhoo, I’m lookin’ forward to getting this ball rolling Rashy. Where do I sign up? Can I just advance you my entire life savings, make things simple? Surely you have a MTC number I can use to wire you the money! I trust Western Union IMPLICITLY!
All perfectly legit my friend!
Me and mine are well and overly vacationed.
What I learned from our vacation was:
That there was Ebola in Europe through African illegal aliens.
We pay a third for stuff compared to Europe because they tax people 300% for everything they buy, which is why most are skinny in Europe. They can't afford to eat IMO.
You can't easily get into St. Peter's anymore.
France and Italy hate handicapped elderly and will look at a person in a wheelchair like they are poop. Also most all bathrooms are NOT handicapped friendly and are almost always located in basements or above the first floor.
I could go on and on, but those were the basics.
Pssst ... brought you some Kahlua for that mocha :-)