Posted on 09/08/2014 8:00:06 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
THE MALTESE FALCON
A desperate woman thinks that a private investigator will help her retrieve missing property— but he frames her for murder instead.
Sergeant York: “Hillbilly pacifist backslides, takes it out on Boche turkeys”
DAVE
Making destructive liberal policies sound warm and fuzzy.
THE MAN WITH ONE RED SHOW
What? the title didn’t tell you?
SNAKES ON A PLANE
See above.
Iron Eagle: Lou Gossett, Jr. sh**s all over his Best Supporting Actor award for An Officer and a Gentleman.
Peter Jackson’s King Kong:
“Dinosaurs fall off cliffs for what seems like hours. And dammit none of them land on Jack Black”
Irony is the darndest thing.
It’s a Wonderful Life
Bad-tempered guy stumbles around in white soap flakes for an hour or so until some irritating chubby angel convinces him to get over himself.
Sling Blade: Mentally challenged misanthrope commits matricide, gets parole, fixes mowers, eats fried taters, commits homicide.
SUMMARY OF ALL JAMES BOND MOVIES...
Secret Agents Leaves Trail of Destruction, gets the blonde, the brunette and every babe in between.
Not a film, but an episode of Star Trek TOS:
Amok Time: Mr Spock gets the mating urge and attacks Captain Kirk.
THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL
Superior aliens arrive on Earth to teach liberalism to Mankind.
Ping.
After Earth: The expected results of combining nepotism with an over-hyped director.
ANIMAL HOUSE
Students get drunk.
Kelly’s Heroes: Army misfits and proto-hippies make deal with albino; steal Nazi gold.
TRON
Stunning 8 bit graphics.
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Treasure seekers and a fortune in gold dust get blown away. Director's father gets to dance.
The Poseidon Adventure
New wave cinema overturns expectations for a lovely cruise.
The Longest Day
Some British and American soldiers decide to visit France. Germans object. Gun play ensues.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
The Shootist:
“Never mess with the bartender. Unless you’re Ron Howard.”
True Grit:
“Glen Campbell’s lousy acting counterbalanced by the fact that in the end, he dies”
AVATAR: Pocahontas In Space
Its a wonderful life: egotistical narcissist daydreams how his entire hometown would turn into a ghetto if it werent for his existence alone.
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