Cops: Shoplifter Used Walmart Motorized Wheelchair Cart As Her Getaway Vehicle

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After stealing $600 worth of merchandise from Walmart, a Michigan woman made her getaway on one of the store’s motorized wheelchairs, according to cops who collared her two miles from the retailer..

Shirley Mae Mason, 46, was arresteud Monday night and charged with the theft of the $1200 electric cart and six bags stuffed with clothing.

During questioning by police, Mason said that she decided to swipe the motorized cart after failing to secure a car ride from the store. Mason, according to a police report, said she just “didn’t feel like walking.”

Mason, seen above, was booked into the Muskegon County jail, from which she was later released after posting bond.

Last month, an 18-year-old New Mexico man was arrested for stealing a similar Walmart cart and driving it to a meeting with his probation officer at an Albuquerque courthouse.i

[Defiant]

What is the ground speed of a motorized Walmart personal transportation device?

African or European?

[Defiant]

Damn, you beat me to it! Good work.

[Autonomous User]

African or European?

Why African of course!!

[PDMiller]

Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about Walmart motorized wheelchair carts?

King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.

[TangoLimaSierra]

Not not guilty

Not not guilty

[The Cajun]

It took the cops 2 miles to catch up to her?

They had to get some really small spike strips.

[COBOL2Java]

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