[BigEdLB]

The professor is all aghast at Weird Al’s approval of grammatical absolutes. It’s almost as bad as being white. Clearly he’s going to hell for two reasons now.
Actually three. When Al celebrated he fact that the T rex ate the lawyer in his, "Jurassic Park" parody that was 'evil' as well...

[jiggyboy]

Here in SF they would applaud somebody getting punished for “interfering with a protected species”. But is the bigger issue that Al was supporting the eating of meat? Happy that a poor person might be deprived a poor person of legal representation? Don’t leave me hanging here.