He put in a basketball goal.
No, but you can damn well bet it’s got a mini-golf course. and if it’s 80’s tech it probably has RS-232 interface leads instead of USB ports.
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Great, but does it have a putting green?
Obama has them fully stocked with Choom and nekkid boys.
(He plans to leave his beard family on the ground.)
I see it in the skies in Omaha very often. I believe during the Cold War one of the doomsday aircraft was airborne at all times.
Yeah, right.
Then he immediately talks about aerial refueling...
As to the nuclear bomb & asteroid blast..... (eye roll)
After all, we can’t allow a doomsday gap!
This is news?
My geometry teacher in 1968 was the IO for Looking Glass out of Offut.
Old as dirt.
I worked on the E4B... Command and Control!
Our so-called leaders are the most cowardly people in history. Here’s hoping that after the world is on fire and they eventually land on some remote air strip with their food rations and cases of booze, that they are hacked to death and eaten by the natives.
Silly taxpayer. Barack Hussein Obama will be there. Reggie Love will be there. You? LOL infidel sucker.
OHHHNOESSS! A secret leaked again! </sarc>
These planes, all four, have been in service since Nixon. When I was a young aspiring Marine Corps Sergeant (aka Private) they were known as NEACP...Kneecap. Boeing built a maintenance hanger at Shreveport Regional Airport to service the birds...and AF1. SHV is close to Barksdale AFB. SHV is where my Mooney once lived.....said through teared eyes....
This is odd... I was just reading about the E-4B fleet like last week or the week before.
Rest assured, one plane will be ENTIRELY devoted to a lavish post-apocalypse lifestyle for a certain wookie.
The people will beg for the regime to save them from the destruction that the Obamas have wrought, and Michelle’s response will be a petulant...
“NO! It’s all about ME! I need my 15 course Henry VIII meals and all my luxuries paid for with taxpayer dollars. I AM ENTITLED, YOU VERMIN!!!”.
The sense of entitlement that these parasites have is symbolic of their underlying mega-racism. They are militant ‘elite’ black nationalists, meaning that they couldn’t give two **** about regular working blacks, but rather the Torre Neblit, Al Sharpton variety. They are of course the true victims of white privilege!
Also I bet they’re glad Janet Napolitano’s gone. That fat bull dyke would have sent any plane plummeting to the ground.
Does it come with an indoor golf course? I would assume golf clubs as well??
Looking Glass and Nightwatch...
Personally, I don’t think the .gov self-important psychopaths aren’t worth the infrastructure, cost, and effort to save them. The people will do just fine without them. In fact, they ought to be the first to be incinerated in a nuclear blast.