[big'ol_freeper]

Taking a break from vacating....

The Packers will use the Vicekings to tune up for week 6
The Punters will sneak by the Bearlies
The Brownsquirts will kneecap the Tighthens
The Looneybirds will slam the Ram
The Midgets will pluck the Dirty Birds
The Stools will stride by the Jagwursts
The Ain'ts will shred the Jolly Rogers
Sorry Bend, but Tony always follows a great game with a D'oh...Allegra's Texicans will frustrate Jerry's School for Boys
The Kitties keep it rolling against the Beefaloes
The Folds will stuff the Purple Parakeets
The Mules will make skeet of the Buzzards
The Faggy-niners will tear down Bender's old Dallas Texans' teepees
The Charredburgers will sear the Cessnas
The Patriots will bag the Striped Kitties
Und
The Seaslugs will peal the Redspuds

[Bender2]

Here are my college picks... for this week:

My Number 6 Aggies will beat Number 12 Mississippi State

Number 7 Baylor will be Texas Strong in Austin and my Old Cuz Larry's Teasips will not--

My upsets predictions are:

1) Number 3 Bama getting rolled by Number 11 Ole Miss--

2) And Number 25 TCU will knock the Sooner out of Number 4 Oklahoma