920 chickens beaten to death with golf club at California farm

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/10/01/intruder-with-golf-club-kills-20-chickens-at-california-farm/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Fnational+%28Internal+-+US+Latest+-+Text%29 ^

[MNDude]

More than 900 chickens at a California farm were beaten to death with a golf club last month, The Los Angeles Times reported Tuesday.

The gruesome scene was discovered Sept. 20 at the Foster Farms chicken shed in Fresno. Authorities believe at least one person broke into the farm and slaughtered 920 chickens.

"Whoever did something like this is pretty sick," Deputy Chris Curtis told the paper. "It would take a long time to do it…People should be alarmed at something like that."

[baddog 219]

I guess he could have choked them.... But the headline would have been weird.

[Triple]

he was working on his slice...the duck hook is next

[dblshot]

I was on Coast Guard LORAN station Kure Atoll. Brown rats got on the island when freight was unloaded sometime in the past and there being no natural predators they multiplied like, well rats. We used to run around at night with a flashlight and a golf club smacking the little varmints into the next world.

[areukiddingme1]

Wooooo, good one.

[TexasCajun]

What the Cluck?

[TheRightGuy]

person broke into the farm and slaughtered 920 chickens

is that good? i dunno, what's par?

[MNDude]

if he killed one chicken every 4 seconds, it would have taken him an hour to do that.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Compared to halal butchering practices that was downright humane.

[WayneS]

I once asked a guy at a Jamaican Jerk Chicken stand if he choked his chicken before he jerked it - he was kind enough to act as if he’d never heard that one before.

[ArtDodger]

20 chickens sounds more reasonable. I would like to see a photo of 900 chickens killed by a golf club...

[W.]

Free-range lunch? Take all you can eat but eat all you take...

The birds were gathered and distributed later, 2 to a person, supposedly, somewhere in Ukrane.

[Arrowhead1952]

920 chickens killed without reloading? That is what I call a high capacity weapon!

[Savage Beast]

Now The Left will want to ban golf clubs—even as they chomp on fried chicken.

[rfreedom4u]

I guess it’s time to pass an assault-club ban!

[niteowl77]

We can pretty much rule out Bruce Braley, as he'd have simply brought lawsuits against all 920 of them.

Mr. niteowl77

[Fightin Whitey]

Ping ping.

920 with one club? Gotta get that one for the bag

She's listed on ebay, brother.

[themidnightskulker]

I use a one iron off of the tee.(get alot of strange looks.)

Ball dosen’t go incredibly far, but it goes where I want it to.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

She cleaned up real good.

[circlecity]

"Maybe a wedge? If you’re not going for distance, they would seem ideal for decapitations."

Or it could have been a Chicken Sand Wedge (on rye)

[Fightin Whitey]

Obviously the work of a professional.

This isn't your run-of-the-mill chicken outfit.