...my wife says,
"Darling, you won't believe it, but I found the most adorable baby on our doorstep and I've decided to keep it for our very own. Now you won't believe it, but it's got exactly my eyes and nose."
Why does she keep saying I won't believe it?...I believe it...
...I believe it!
They’ll have to move to Kenya, or Hawaii. Oh wait...they could just stay in Chicago.
They look proud of their pet.