As could Faberge. "You give two friends Ebola, then they give two friends Ebola, and so on, and so on and so on..."
Posted on 10/05/2014 4:34:35 PM PDT by Lazamataz
HEPA filters are a must if you’re cleaning up Ebola residue like vomit, feces and blood.
I tried your suggested experiment with duct tape and WD40. You’re right! I never tried that before.
Taking Viagra with a nitrate medicine can cause a sudden and serious decrease in blood pressure, especially in those experience symptoms of Ebola hemorrhagic fever. If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, please do not consult your doctor or visit the Emergency Room.
I’ve read that the Ebola virus is too heavy to stay airborne. Not sure how much the HEPA filter will help.
What could possibly go wrong?
That was when I was in school too. I must have missed that song. The last 3 lines are hilarious, and seem to fit O’Bola well. I hope he gets it. Oh wait, that’s mean. Don’t care...I hope he gets it.
As could Faberge. "You give two friends Ebola, then they give two friends Ebola, and so on, and so on and so on..."
Does ObamaCare cover Ebola?
Definitely the cake!
I’m still LOL’ing on the last 3 lines of The Hearse Song. I tried to read it to my husband and it took me several times to get through it without hysterical laughing fits on the whipping cream line.
I think the last 3 lines should be the ebola theme song.
This has been the only thing that has made me laugh in weeks.
Maybe I can make part of it a new FR tagline.
It fits in the tagline space.
The threat may be minimal or it may be major, but in either case, it used to be zero before President Ebola, and it’s something greater than zero now.
A belief is only “undue” if it’s not true.
So - you who say you think so highly of objective reasoning: what is the evidence as to whether this regime would target its enemies for bad stuff?
And maybe a foundation should first be laid: How likely do you think it is for a regime to accidentally ALWAYS be - oops - MISTAKEN about things that could wind up killing large portions of the population?
I really hope she’s going to be OK.
Ebola!
It’s festive.
It’s like a parade with free buffet and jumping cheerleaders with pompoms and a band playing and a big silvery moon, with fireworks and party hats and streamers and cotton candy on a summer night by a glass-smooth lake as you hold the one you love in front of a roaring fire on a bearskin rug, while you overlook the mountains of Aspen from the deck of your expensive yacht.
It’s like getting on a magic carousel ride with real ponies and free chicken wings and cheesy chips with running beer fountains on a sunny cloudless day with beautiful music playing!
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Who knew that YOU would be the narrative writer for the CDC under the Obola administration?
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