Dwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11153799/Dwarf-handed-colouring-book-and-cra ^ | 10/10/2014 | By Tom Brooks-Pollock

[redreno]

A dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic meal and was handed a children's colouring book and crayons by a waitress.

James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a date at a Harvester Inn in Cardiff with his fiancee, Chloe Roberts, who is 5ft 7ins, when the waitress picked up two menus, the crayons and a colouring book.

It was only when the waitress heard James's deep voice that she realised her mistake, and didn't serve the couple for the rest of evening.

But Mr Lusted and his bride-to-be, 20, who are from Colwyn Bay, North Wales, saw the funny side.

Mr Lusted said: "As I said thank you to the waitress she heard my voice and knew I wasn't a child.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Sounds like your little guy is doing all right.

[TruthWillWin]

Different thread.

[mikrofon]

He may look like a kid, but he’s always Lusted in his heart…

[humblegunner]

He sure gets around, last I heard he was working the circus circuit in Mexico.

Never one to be idle, him.

[catfish1957]

Dang, though she is a tad chubby, she is pretty cute.

[Stormdog]

“Also, if it is a blind date, some can be boring.”

Then play with the dog.

[catfish1957]

He may look like a kid, but he’s always Lusted in his heart…

At least he won't have to bend down for any motorboating.

[afraidfortherepublic]

[a fool in paradise]

$20 tip for any waitress who does this to Robert B. Reich....

[GeronL]

lol

[GeronL]

did he color in it anyway?

[Cowboy Bob]

Who reported this to the press?

[cripplecreek]

Yeah my feeling as well.

No whining about disrespect or PC BS. Just no big deal over an honest mistake.

[Puppage]

He’s obviously big on Crayolas.

[Dallas59]

LOL! Back in the mid 70’s I had long straight very light blonde hair. Cut nice, it came to my shoulders. I was sitting with my family at Wyatt’s cafeteria and the waitress came up from behind me and asked, “Ma’am....Sir... whatever...what would you like to drink?”. It was during the summer so I had grown a light blondish brown beard...I turned around and she said...”Your beautiful! Tea?”...I laughed my butt off. I was pampered the rest of the afternoon by her. I was 16 and the waitress was 25, nice looking. That was the first time an older woman found me attractive!

[Buckeye McFrog]

I’m sorry.....that’s just REALLY REALLY FUNNY wherever you’re from!

[jwalsh07]

Good on James!

[Chuzzlewit]

such a shame, that he had to suffer, so I could laugh.. this is freaking funny...

[Blood of Tyrants]

In defense of the waitress, he has a very young-looking face.

[skeptoid]

Obvious danger of suffocation there.