Oh, right. Like you of all people wouldn't know all about it...
That list is the most ridiculous thing I’ve read in a long time. I love the one where it says that using sarcasm and irony around friends makes you gay. Who wrote this crap?
Yeah ... I would hope everyone realizes that it’s a satire site.
I love using sarcasm and irony around anybody, not just friends.
I've engaged in heterosexual sex more than 3900 times in my life. That's just a quick calculation of 2.5x per week average x 30 years of marriage. It was actually closer to 2.5x per day the first few years!
I've fathered three conservative daughters who all married conservative men and have given us three grandchildren, with at least one more on the way.
I think about heterosexual sex maybe only once per hour now, considerably down from the "constantly" where I was 20-30 years ago.
Homosexual activity has about as much appeal to me as skinny dipping in a sewage treatment pond.
So, am I an anomaly? I think I'm pretty darn normal among real American men.
WOW! If sarcasm makes you gay I am a flaming one with no hope.
Just look for the extended pinkie finger when he takes a drink.
Oh I'm so confused. I do this all the time…and so do most Freepers. I had no idea we were gay. Come to think of it, I'm a woman, but YOU guys are in big trouble.
Have you ever noticed how few libs use sarcasm and irony? Offends them, as almost everything does.