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Lawsuit: Man awoke from surgery in pink panties
Odd_News ^ | Oct. 17, 2014 | Ben Hooper

Posted on 10/18/2014 9:25:07 AM PDT by Brother Cracker

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To: ThunderSleeps

my first thought too


61 posted on 10/18/2014 2:09:26 PM PDT by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothings)
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To: ThunderSleeps

n the General/Chat forum, on a thread titled Lawsuit: Man awoke from surgery in pink panties, ThunderSleeps wrote:
So he works there, had the procedure there.... Sounds like a coworker pulled a prank on him. Guy can’t take a joke. Maybe that was just their way of saying there was nothing wrong, he’s “in the pink.”

Probably a real pain un the ass to work with.


62 posted on 10/18/2014 3:46:26 PM PDT by mosesdapoet (Serious contribution pause.Please continue onto meaningless venting no one reads.)
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To: Brother Cracker

“...Och, lad, I don’t know where ye been but ye must have won first prize.”


63 posted on 10/18/2014 3:56:32 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: RichInOC

And of course I must share the old story of Angus, the Scotsman who went out for a night of drinking. Many beers later, he staggered outside and then passed out in a park not far from the pub. Two young tourist ladies happened by an hour later and saw him snoring away. One said to the other, “Do you think it’s true what they say about Scotsmen and their kilts?”

“Let’s find out,” the other giggled. They did, and saw that the man was indeed wearing nothing at all under his kilt. As a joke, one of the girls then took off her blue hair ribbon and tied it around Angus’s cock.

He awoke in the morning with a splitting headache and a full bladder. As he reached under his kilt and prepared to relieve himself, he saw the ribbon and said, “Och, I don’t know where ye’ve been, lad, but I see ye won first prize!”


64 posted on 10/18/2014 4:26:33 PM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I’m having knee surgery on October 30.

Good luck. I had my right knee totally replaced back in June and will get my left done in December.

Whatever you do, please do all the physical therapy and do more than they ask of you at home. My surgeon told me I recovered faster than any other patient he has had. It hurt like heck but I lept doing the extensions and flexions at home as well as all the other exercises they asked of me to do at home. It was worth the pain.

Oh, by the way, I didn't wake up wearing pink panties. :-)

65 posted on 10/18/2014 5:42:03 PM PDT by OldMissileer
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To: OldMissileer

A friend of mine did the same routine. When a co-worker went in for a knee, my friend said to tell him be sure to do the therapy no matter what. Well, he didn’t because it hurt, and now he still doesn’t walk right years later.


66 posted on 10/18/2014 6:05:15 PM PDT by eartrumpet
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To: OldMissileer; mikrofon; martin_fierro; PJ-Comix

Partial torn meniscus, left knee. Arthroscopic surgery, October 30.


67 posted on 10/18/2014 6:50:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: bgill

Good one, bgill. The poor patient was obviously going “commando” prior to the pink panties. I did think it was funny...especially since he was employed there and it was so obiously a prank, but evidently the patient didn’t think so, or saw a way to cash in.


68 posted on 10/18/2014 7:00:01 PM PDT by kiltie65
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To: Brother Cracker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoVqQrRlu6g

Found this charming colonoscopy video on youtube.

I am not being sarcastic either.


69 posted on 10/18/2014 7:11:49 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (Impeach him before he kills us all.)
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70 posted on 10/18/2014 7:56:45 PM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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To: Brother Cracker
Sheriff Joe is such a cut-up


71 posted on 10/18/2014 7:58:52 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Partial torn meniscus, left knee. Arthroscopic surgery, October 30.

Please do the PT. I had a couple of those years ago and they were not hard from which to recover. Just be careful about what you do after you recover. I kept up the running, military stuff, hockey, etc... and I am now 55 and have to have both knees replaced.

72 posted on 10/18/2014 8:44:02 PM PDT by OldMissileer
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73 posted on 10/19/2014 6:37:04 AM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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To: Daffynition

Is Joe selling those on line and can anyone, order more?


74 posted on 10/19/2014 7:07:23 AM PDT by GOYAKLA (Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel and his a$$ falls off!)
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To: Brother Cracker

LOL...I’m not sure, am I on the Gynecomastia thread or the prank thread?


75 posted on 10/19/2014 1:38:52 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: GOYAKLA

I don’t know....but his autograph has to worth *something.*


76 posted on 10/19/2014 1:39:45 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Partial torn meniscus”
I have a torn MCL, left knee. I refused any treatment and I can still run on it.
Glucosomine and exercise.


77 posted on 10/19/2014 1:41:52 PM PDT by AppyPappy
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