I’ve had four colonoscopies and that never happened.
You’re not paying enough.
Be thankful. They may have pictures.
is that your story, and are you sticking to it?
When I was making my appointment and getting the pre-procedure information I swear the doctor told me that it could go on as much as two hours or more-—this was so my wife would know when to be on hand to pick me up.
So a day later at 8:30 a.m. I went through the whole thing, then they took me out to the little curtained waiting area where the doctor met me, asked if I was feeling all right, and did I have any further questions.
On the way there I was pretty sure I had noticed a wall clock that read 9:10. So I said, Gee, Doc, how long was it anyway?
He gave me a kind of sideways, unpleasant look. “I told you—five and a half feet.”