Q: What food makes women less interested in sex?
A: Wedding cake.
And once that gold wedding ring slides onto their fingers, it instantly short-circuits a large ‘pleasure’ nerve running, by a circuitous route, from their brains to their spasm chasms.
Plastics. Hmmmmm. I don’t know what I’d do without my saltpeter chewing gum.
I meant, my saltwater taffies.
Of course plastics are a bad idea. Think silk, satin, leather, soft cottons. ...
I thought wedding cake was the most fattening food.
I have a feeling this study was done by some other new container manufacturer. Remember the PABA free sunscreen? How about the PBA free plastic bottles? And my favorite chlorofluorocarbon free. All conveniently replaced by very profitable materials manufactured by the companies that funded the panic.