Over 39 years ago while at the local Sears hardware section, we lost track of our 2 year old for about 3 minutes. I was so freaked running through the aisles searching when I caught a glimpse, there she was standing like a proud peacock with her pants at her knees. She states “I potty”. Where did you pee pee? I said. She said “not pee pee, it was potty” We were mortified..............and now you know why toilets for sale are now either out of reach or have a safety cover.
We were on a church retreat with all the kids and stuff. Our 5 or 6 year-old son wanted to play charades with the adults (using the pre-printed cards). He did okay.
Until he got to one of them. He was pantomiming all sorts of stuff. Then was pointing at his penis, and then a long arc outward. We all were trying to be polite to him, but at the risk of saying something a bit off in the church group. And no doubt some laughter.
We asked him what it was once the timer went off.
“It was ‘pee hole’”
We read the card - it was “peep hole”.
At 20 years old now he STILL doesn’t like that story.