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To: goodwithagun

I made our son a kitty costume when he was little. He LIVED as a kitty for quite a while, lapping milk up from a saucer, etc. One night as I was preparing a bath, I left him alone in the bathroom for a sec. When I came back, the kitty litter was QUITE wet. I said, “Hmm, seems like Smoky really had to pee.” “I did it, Mom,” he said. “I just wanted to see what it was like.” hahah.


4 posted on 10/26/2014 6:07:33 PM PDT by bboop (does not suffer fools gladly)
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To: bboop

How does the tooth fairy know you’ve lost a tooth? Is she a stalker?


5 posted on 10/26/2014 6:15:04 PM PDT by amihow
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To: bboop

I bought some rainbow sherbet for my Shaghai-born lady friend’s daughter. She ate it one color at a time. The next morning she pooped, and her “stuff” was rainbow-colored!” She freaked! I also told her that I stuck semi-chewed gum behind my ear. She did that, andI and gal had to cut off a bunch of her hair. They didn’t find it funny, but I collapsed in giggles!


6 posted on 10/26/2014 6:16:29 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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