No its cause you’re a damn Yankee...dour demanding and blunt....I would be too in your culture
But we understand....really we do
We’ve been feeling the yankee love down here for shoot...180 years or so now
She’s just a silly girl....likely spoiled by daddy given those store bought cans looking so lovely
Shell make a great wife....screw your brains out for another 20-30 years and look good doing it......and she’ll actually probably love you for it...she knows instinctively how to keep her man...contrary to her hissy fit shown here
As a mommy she’ll gladly bear a bunch of future Rebel fans and understand exactly her role in keeping your family name alive....not many hyphenated girls down here unless she’s just from too famous a name.....
Look great at cocktail parties in her little black dress and Manalo slingbacks
All your buddies will respectfully laud her beauty and charm
Help care for and bury all your kinfolks that’ll die off next 30-40 years
Be a sweet mommy to her kids
Go to deer camp all be it with makeup of course...looking great
She understands family money didn’t come easy even if it wasn’t her generation that earned it
After 30 and some babies she’ll get religious on you but you will go along cause you know she’s right
Few Yankee women can do all this with her...future...elán.....hidden in her DNA right this second admittedly
Just keep your Neiman’s website on favorites and it’ll all work out
But right now she’s having a bless her little heart moment fueled by some libations....it won’t be her last but shell be fine
Trust me on this....I am post doctorate on southern women
BTW...she won’t marry this guy.
elán? I think you mean, "craziness."