Not much is funnier than an adult male wetting himself, though it’s funniest when it’s a result of intimidation or fright.
“...all you have to do is look crazy, you know so whenever I have, like, ten dollars, and I want to walk down the street with it, first, I wet my pants. So I get a big stain. Then I take a baby carriage and push it down the street and put garbage in it.
“Now, if you don’t want to get that involved, a much simpler thing, the moment you are aware you’re being robbed throw up on your money.”
— Steve Martin, “Let’s Get Small”