What should you do if you are stranded on an escalator?
Yell for help...and pray!
a sane person would start walking
an avowed liberal will wait for government help
a minority will cry racism
some might turn to prostitution for a chance to get off that escalator
obviously it is Bush’s fault
non-muslims should practice duck and cover while they wait for rescue
if it seems like help isn’t coming in time, there is always the right to die activists chance to jump over the side.