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Benjy the ‘gay’ bull saved from slaughter by Simpsons co-creator
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| 18 Nov 2014
| Jimmy Nsubuga
Posted on 11/18/2014 9:50:31 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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Because the only reason a bull would fail to breed successfully would be because it was "gay."
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
The farmer knew something was wrong when Benjy kept showing up to be milked.
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posted on
11/18/2014 9:52:37 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Thuper!"
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posted on
11/18/2014 9:54:32 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Slings and Arrows
The ***** are really grasping for any attention they can get
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posted on
11/18/2014 9:56:07 PM PST
by
Viennacon
To: Slings and Arrows
To: dfwgator
To: lee martell
Benjy, or Bengay?The latter is hotter.
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posted on
11/18/2014 9:58:14 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: dfwgator
Knew that guy would show up.
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posted on
11/18/2014 9:58:42 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Viennacon
Either that, or it’s news to them that bulls who can’t bull end up as hamburger.
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posted on
11/18/2014 10:00:22 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Slings and Arrows
Let's see...a "gay" bull would be one who is attracted sexually to other bulls, right?
So Benjy decides he's gonna mount another bull (instead of mounting a cow). How well does this work out?
The bull getting the attention doesn't have the proper receiving gear, so this is not likely to feel good.
Benjy probably got the sh*t kicked out of him any time he tried this. But there's no mention of this.
I don't think Benjy is gay at all.
I think Benjy is just not a successful stud. Hell, I know a lot of guys like that, and they're not gay...
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posted on
11/18/2014 10:01:38 PM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: Viennacon
They have this sort of fascination for the “gene of suicide” and fantasy expressed through gayness.
It is like playful happy PC suicide, the one giving them “hope and change”.
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posted on
11/18/2014 10:05:25 PM PST
by
lavaroise
(A well regulated gun being necessary to the state, the rights of the militia shall not be infringed)
To: dayglored
“doesn’t have the proper receiving gear”
Neither do their human counterparts who act out with the same sex.
When the first gay divorce came through in Massachusetts, Jay Leno said the couple cited “irreconcilable similarities”.
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posted on
11/18/2014 10:09:55 PM PST
by
MDLION
("Trust in the Lord with all your heart" -Proverbs 3:5)
To: dfwgator
To: Slings and Arrows
Bringing an entirely new level of meaning to
“Moo!...”
[BANG!]
“...Mooo!”
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posted on
11/18/2014 10:14:07 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Slings and Arrows
Whatever happened to Spike the Lobster?
To: Slings and Arrows
The gay bull was a disappointment because he was to take the place of an aging bull, but showed interest only in talking with the old bull.
So the rancher brings home a lively, young straight bull and turns him loose. He’s servicing his fourth cow when the old bull starts snorting and pawing the turf.
“What’s up with that?” asks the gay bull.
“I don’t want to be mistaken for a cow.” replied the old bull.
“Well,” said the gay bull. “I’d better stand stock still.”
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posted on
11/18/2014 10:16:14 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: dayglored
They should have named the bull “Clark” . Then he would be....wait for it- Clark Gaybull!
CC
To: dayglored
No shortage of guys like that, you betcha.
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posted on
11/18/2014 10:16:48 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: kaehurowing
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posted on
11/18/2014 10:17:38 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: RichInOC
More like
Moo!...
[FABULOUS!]
...Mooo!
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posted on
11/18/2014 10:18:33 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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