Benjy the ‘gay’ bull saved from slaughter by Simpsons co-creator

Metro [UK] ^ | 18 Nov 2014 | Jimmy Nsubuga

[Dilbert San Diego]

Yep, this is strange.

Could it be that this bull didn’t find any of the females attractive? And that’s why mating didn’t happen?

As a man, I am attracted to females. However, I am not attracted that way to every single female I meet. Could the same be true in the animal kingdom?

And don’t females have to be receptive to a male also?

There are reasons other than this bull being homosexual, that mating didn’t happen.

I have seen other stories in the media in recent years, talking about homosexuality in animals. Why do they run these stories? To convince us that homosexuality is normal, found in animals, found in people too????

[GeronL]

yes

[Trueblackman]

I thought this was out of the Onion, but back to my steak now.

[lee martell]

Most men have met the type of woman who says any man who does not jump out of his chair, wanting to ravish her right there as is, must obviously be gay. Most men are also selective. It’s not like we were trapped on a deserted island with a limited number of choices.

[Slings and Arrows]

Next steak I have gets nicknamed Benjy.

[Salamander]

I hate myself for laughing at that.

[melsec]

Benji is one confused animal but that does not make him gay - I call Bull on this one!

[Salamander]

Animals mount one another for domination.

Benjy may have just been a....bully.

[Gay State Conservative]

A gay bull? That could get rather messy if he tried to force himself on an unwilling partner.

[dfwgator]

George Clooney’s greatest role.

[Celtic Conservative]

There’s a small part of me that loathes coming up with it. So cheesy, but I just couldn’t stop myself. It was low hanging fruit and i grabbed it.

Mea Culpa

CC

[Celtic Conservative]

True, true. Certainly better than his portrayal of Batman, aka “franchise killer”.

CC

[shibumi]

"Benjy may have just been a....bully."

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I saw what you did there.

[dfwgator]

He was also good as the Doctor in the SP Movie, when he replaced Kenny’s heart with a baked potato.

[shibumi]

[Slings and Arrows]

Just be glad you won’t be in the ER when he’s wheeled in.

[Slings and Arrows]

I laughed too. Oh, the shame.

[make no mistake]

How do they know he was gay? Did he try to mount another bull?

[Slings and Arrows]

I don’t know, and I’m not sure that I want to know.

[Salamander]

And it was wickedly delicious...fruit.

;]