I know a guy here in Indiana who was in a car at a McDonald’s drive-up, but he was so hungry (and drunk) that he started eating his order as soon as it was handed to him.
Of course other patrons wanted their orders as well, but he was intent on his meal so the police had to gather him up, and gave him a place to sleep it off.
[No, it wasn’t me.]
Last time I went to our local Taco Hell/KFC, the gal working the drive thru was the one who was sh!t-faced
“Do you want Original or Extra Crispy?
“Original please”
“We’re out of Original”
“OK...Give me extra Crispy”
“We’re out of Extra Crispy”
“OK...just give me a couple of tacos”
“We’re out of taco meat”