[Gay State Conservative]

I worked for years in a big city ER.In all that time I witness one cyanide ingestion,a medical student.The ER docs had advance warning of his arrival and I still recall the scrambling to find out how a cyanide ingestion is handled.

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Q. How is cyanide ingestion handled?

A. Call 1-800-FLOWERS and send a bouquet to the funeral home.