A Ruger 380 to the forehead stops just about anyone.
We know that in 97% of gun presentations that the bad guy leaves quickly if he can.
So, when in a low risk area, I carry a Ruger LCP in 380.
In high risk areas, I carry a 45 in shoulder holster or small of back, with the LCP as backup.
In very high risk areas (extremely rarely), a rifle goes with me.
In bear country (literally, when bears and mountain lions are expected), a Smith & Wesson 329, 44 Magnum loaded with 270gr Speer DeepCurl handloads...and that little Ruger LCP to kneecap the guy next to me as I run away. :)
Remind me to never go hunting with you....with friends like you, who needs enemies?
I know you were kidding.......but your last sentence needed a reply.......